Your Dog Doesn't Respect You and Here's Why

Ever felt like your furry companion treats you more like a lenient landlord than a respected leader? Well, you're not alone in this canine conundrum. Here's a gentle, albeit slightly Germanic-humor infused nudge towards understanding why your dog doesn't tip its hat in respect to you. Spoiler: It's not because they're plotting to take over your household (or are they?).